Anemone - the song we wrote for Clicked, for fans worldwide. It has been an honour to be able to re-release songs that are already on the market. But old fans who own it all might not buy Clicked, so we decided to make Clicked worth your money. It takes no time, and is instant, that's what makes it really cool.

Banana - My banana? It is really big, and really cool. Like a Caucasian's! Yes, I worship Caucasians... Coz they're so tall and I'm not! Besides, it's tasty and nutritious, one that is big and long.

Car - Recently I bought a car worth n yen. It's the money that comes from fans' wallets, but I have alot of money anyway. There's alot of things I could do with it, but this car has special headlights, so I bought it! Great, isn't it?

Daichi - When I think of the earth, I think of all the cigarette smoke polluting it. There is a reason why I don't smoke, but I think I will die of lung cancer thanks to passive smoking. But Hyde wouldn't quit, because he thinks I drive too much and will give him brain damage through the exhaust fumes. One day the earth will die of lung cancer.

English - Why do I name my songs English titles? It is easy-- because I am a Caucasian wannabe sick of my own language. It might also be the American Occupation Imperialist hangover. Besides, that guy from Sneaker Pimps would probably have understood Shinkirou better if I named it in English... And maybe, I could get Smashing Pumpkins instead of Sneaker Pimps then!

Fur - I like it. It reminds me of Hyde.

Girls (the kind that you like) -I don't care about the character or the brains-- looks, looks, looks! I am a guy, come on, all I want is sex. Just be a typical good looking girl... Heh, heh, heh. I am the role male model of the fashion and entertainment industry.

Hyde - Although it's a bit stiff, let's stick it in!

Idol (being one) - Yeah, I'm an Idol. Who says thirty-year-olds can't be idols? Just look at Smap. If they can be a boyband, then certainly I can be an idol. Besides, I'm still going strong, and have a great sex drive. Also, my mental age will forever be 16-- it's really just denial, but who cares, don't everyone wish they're 16? Besides, my records sell pretty well... Except when compared to them! Maybe if I call myself an idol and start forming a boyband... Hmmm...

Junk - I don't like using junk... But I collect alot of junk. I put aside a room for them, 'cause I have too much money to spare. They're all limited edition Gundam models that I'll never have the time to put together.

Kaimono (shopping) - I like shopping. Shopping helps me pass time, gives me lots of ways to spend money others have earned so hard for. Well, I do work hard for it, anyway, so that I can earn it off stupid people. Can't help it, I'm smart. Hmm. Shopping is about the only exercise I do nowadays, too. I can't imagine what life will be without it, Candy Stripper and all other expensive brands. I think goods are like plastic surgery-- you get what you pay for. What? Plastic surgery? What do you think, I am an idol? Duh!

L'Arc~en~Ciel - Hyde sucks... But, regretfully, not me. It was my life, but Hyde wanted to do solo, and I was too much of an idealist to hold it together-- I mean, they should all have freedom, right? It isn't really my band, it's everybody's band. But I'm glad it's formed because I get money from it.

Money  - Synonym of love.

Negai  (wish) - I wish it was the sixties I wish I could be happy I wish I wish I wish that something'd happen... (crf The Bends, Radiohead) I wish that when I die, my records would sell (crf Heavy Metal Machine, Smashing Pumpkins)

Ooishi - She stole Hyde away. I sad. I very very sad. And the thing is, she's taller than me! *bawls*

Purikura - Kya! Kya! I like! I like! I like it coz it's so cute and hot and pink and trendy, and I get to pose, as well! I get to see myself pose! And it's instant, too, you don't have to pay a photographer. I wish all my promotional pictures could be purikura! I pose! See, I cute~
(hido: crf lil tete, for those who do know who lil tete is^_^...)

Qoo - I prefer Propolis. I drink it everyday, because it's in my fridge. There are times when I have not drunk Propolis, and then, after two, three bottles, aa, the throat was transformed! (nods seriously)
(hido: I wonder how much Proporis paid him)

Rock - I never said I am a rocker. Yes, I say things like "rock on" and "for the rock spirit", but in truth, it's really great being an idol. So far, my greatest idol is not any rock star, not Boowy, but Charlie Chaplin (crf: 15 half promo image)! I'm even learning to tap dance because of him!

Star - I wanna shine like that star (crf: 15 half lyrics). Sometimes I thought about this when I was still fighting, back then, it was really hard. So now I think about it and then write melodramatic songs that are really as sappy as goth poetry... Like Hyde's! Maybe that's why it's getting on the Oricon chart, apart from my idol act.

Transform - Is it a king? A queen? Ayumi Hamasaki? Noooo, it's TETSU69! This is the feeling I want to give people in Suite November. Please be kind on me~

Urameshi - What? my favourite position for females? Hmmm... (serious expression) It's the normal position.

V2 - V2? I thought it's V6, naa, who is V2? (when being told what V2 is) Aaah, this. I just bought a crown today worth 1500000 yen. It suits me alot, makes me feel like a queen. Don't you think I look like Ayume Hamasaki inside this? Look at my eyes and my slutty pose? Doesn't it look very idol like indeed? It's very hard to satisfy me, for the process of taking this photograph. 
(hido: due mindless response to his ability at evading questions)

Woman (if you were one) - Aa-- I'd kill myself! How else could I get Hyde to join my band? Do you think that my masculinity is worth questioning? Huh? Huh? Look at the height of my shoes (crf: 1991-1999 image)! The amount of chest I bare (crf: 15 half and Nov Suite promo pics)! The moustache I tried to grow (note: but which ended up looking like it had trouble sprouting from the baby skin in REALIVE)! How dare you! Why else do you think I wear shorts nowadays, huh? It's because I need the world to see it! My manliness!
(hido pauses for a moment and looks at his leg hair, or rather, the sparseness of it, and laughs out loud)

Xenophobia - It is racism, isn't it? Nonsense, I'm not xenophobic. Why else did you think I became friends with Hyde in the first place? He looks Caucasian, that's why! I knew he'd bring success to my band with a face like that. How could it be xenophobic? Racism only occurs when you look down on one race, not when you look up to one race. Caucasians look so good, unlike asians. Asians are ugly, so short with flat noses and tiny eyes. Besides, I like girls with large eyes, like Caucasian's, and poofy cheeks, like Caucasian's, and an arrogant imperialist attitude, like Caucasian's... (hint: hyde)

Yasashii hito - My mother. She reminds me of Enya. At least I can say that I'm all-rounded now! See? I listen to Celtic music!
 

Zzzz? - Too much time spent on work, earning money, and answering interviews. Look at my eyebags, which I have to get CGed in order to look good! Of course, even with eyebags I look good. I'm the sort who can sleep anywhere. Goodnight-- tonight, let's stick it in, too!