(semi-satire of L'Arc fandom)
The Idiot's Guide To L'Arc article written by hidoko Matsumoto 1) Hyde and Tetsu are not the only members in the band, and Hyde is not the only good-looking member in the band. There are people named Yukihiro and Ken, if you haven't heard of them before. 2) Sakura is not the drummer anymore. If you really like him that much and also happen to like to diss Yukihiro, then please go listen to SOAP and don't declare yourself a L'Arc fan. 3) Sakura and Hyde are not together. It is just a rumour spread by SH fans. 4) Tetsu and Hyde are together. Unfortunately, this is also a rumour spread by HT fans. ^.^ 5) There is nothing between Glay and L'Arc. If they can chill on the same Music Station programme, then fans should be able to do the same thing. 6) Tetsu is not a terrible person. It is just a rumour spread by mostly Sakura and or Hyde fans. 7) Not all Sakura and Hyde fans are evil, rumour-spreading, yaoi-minded creatures, although many of them are. 8) Hyde is not the only one who gets slashed in yaoi fandom, and Hyde is definitely not a weepy uke. Just because he has the face doesn't mean he really has the personality. Hyde as a weepy uke is a DAME (NO-NO) in writing L'Arc fanfiction. Drill that into your head, xH fans... And by the way, Hyde actually does have a personality and not just a body, surprising as it may seem! 9) Tetsu, on the other hand, is a very suitable uke. He doesn't have the muscles that Hyde has, and he happens to be the crybaby of the band. And yes, he does have a personality. He doesn't have the kind of evil and pathetic personality as prescribed by SxH fans-- go ask Tetsu fans instead. They'd know better, even if (especially if) they aren't yaoi-minded, rumour-spreading creatures like the author of this article. ...Other members? What other members? (refer to case 1 ;-p) 10) Tetsu did not come out with the solo idea. Hyde is the culprit. Kick Hyde if you must, but Tetsu is innocent. He just wanted to be a good leader and let band members do whatever they want. And no, Tetsu is not that evil monster that SxH fans make him out to be. He also isn't as pathetic as SxH fans write him out to be. 11) Last but not least-- Just because Hyde is the one who writes lyrics doesn't mean he's the only deep one in the band! Tetchan, too, happens to have very deep ideas. Again, you may consult Tetsu fans on this. ...Ken? Yukihiro? Wossname? Whossat? (->refer to case 1) |